May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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