He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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