I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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