I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
