"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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