is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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