No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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