I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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