I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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