there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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