No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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