Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There's always time for handjobs
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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