We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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