I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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