I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Blood and glitter go together right?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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