I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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