But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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