I like my sex mixed with concussions.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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