Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
false alarm. still invincible.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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