If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Two words: blizzard sex
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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