I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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