Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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