The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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