Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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