It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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