You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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