The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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