I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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