can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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