Can Purell be used as lube?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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