theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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