am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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