i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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