If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Panties = found
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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