I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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