we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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