That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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