I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
