he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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