Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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