I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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