no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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