Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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