I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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