I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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