I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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