He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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