is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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