So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
