we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
