Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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