once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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