I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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