Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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