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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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